The Mad Cow

Free to play

The Mad Cow

The Mad Cow
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ArcadeFunnyArcade
Category
Arcade
Platform
Web browser
Provider
Playgama
Price
Free to play

About The Mad Cow

The Mad Cow is a slapstick destruction game. Its star is Dasha, a cow who one day lost it completely, ran away from home and headed straight for the city with a single plan: break everything. Buildings are the main target, and taking them down with horns or weapons is how points pile up. The police do not let this slide, so a chase follows you through the streets the whole time.

Dasha is not limited to charging around on hooves. She can get behind the wheel of a car or take a helicopter into the air, and she can pick up objects along the way, which keeps the rampage from settling into one routine. On a computer, movement sits on WASD, with separate keys for jumping, accelerating and picking things up, while phone play uses a joystick plus buttons that pop up on screen.

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How to play The Mad Cow

Objective

Cause as much destruction in the city as you can with Dasha's horns and weapons, scoring points for the buildings you wreck while the police try to stop you.

Controls

Desktop

  • WASD: move Dasha
  • Space bar: jump
  • A button: attack with horns or shoot weapons
  • Shift: accelerate
  • T: pick up an object

Mobile

  • Joystick: move Dasha
  • Pop-up buttons: the other actions besides moving

Getting started

  1. Get Dasha moving with WASD on a computer, or with the joystick on a phone, and head for the nearest building.
  2. Ram the building with her horns using the A button, and use the same button to shoot weapons at it.
  3. Press T to pick up objects you come across, and press Shift to accelerate whenever you need extra speed.
  4. Look for a car to drive or a helicopter to fly, since both change how Dasha gets around the city.
  5. Keep moving once the police start chasing, using space bar jumps and acceleration to stay ahead while the destruction goes on.

Tips

  • Use Shift to accelerate out of trouble when the police close in, then circle back to the buildings you have not wrecked yet.
  • Horns and weapons share the A button and both bring buildings down for points, so keep attacking instead of stopping at every siren.
  • A car or a helicopter moves Dasha differently from running, so use them to reach fresh parts of the city that still have buildings standing.
  • Grab objects with T as you pass them, because picking things up is part of the rampage and costs only a key press.

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The Mad Cow FAQ

What keys does The Mad Cow use on a computer?

Move with WASD, jump with the space bar, accelerate with Shift and pick up objects with T. The A button handles both horn attacks and weapon fire, even though A is also one of the movement keys.

Can you drive vehicles in The Mad Cow?

Yes. Besides charging around on foot, Dasha can drive a car and fly a helicopter, which keeps the rampage varied. She can also pick up objects with the T key as she tears through the city.

How does The Mad Cow play on mobile?

Phone play uses an on-screen joystick for movement plus pop-up buttons for the other actions. The goal is the same as on a computer: wreck buildings for points while keeping ahead of the police.

Who is Dasha?

Dasha is the cow you control. One day she went wild, fled her home and charged into the city meaning to destroy everything there, which is exactly what you help her do while the police give chase.